Comic Comments – I have No Idea What Is Going On

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The title of this post says it all about these three issues – I don’t know what the heck is going on in the story. This crossover took place in Astonishing X-Men issues #59-61. This reflect the culmination scene from X-Factor at title I don’t follow. So before I attempt to explain my confusion and why I don’t care to put forth the effort to clear it up, let’s take care of technicalities.

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These credits are very complicated please excuse them but if I don’t say the credit covers all three issues: Marjorie Liu, Writer – David Lapham, Marjorie Liu, & Greg Pak, Story Issues #60 &61 – Gabriel Hernadez Walta, Artist #59 – Matteo Buffogni & Renato Arlem, Artist #60 – Renato Arlem, Klebs deMoura, Matteo Buffagni, Raul Valdes, & Carlos Cuevas, Artists #61 – Chris Peter, Colorist #59 – Christopher Sotomayer & Lee Loughridge, Colorists #60 – Lee Loughride & Chris Sotomayer with Andres Mossa, Colorists #61 – VC’s Joe Caramagna, Letterer #59 & #60 – VC’s Joe Caramagna with Clayton Cowles, Letterer #61 – Phil Noto, Cover #59 & varient covers for #60 & #61 – Giuseppe Camuncoli with Cam Smith and Rain Beredo, Covers #60 & &61 – Jennifer M. Smith, Asst Editor – Jeannie Schaefer, Editor – Nick Lowe, Group Editor – Axel Alonso, Editor in Chief – Joe Quesada, Chief Creative Officer – Dan Buckley, Publisher – Alan Fine, Executive Producer.

The whole concept of the title is a group of time-line jumping X-Men that keep the time-lines straight. Think Time Cop kinda thing but with mutants. I am aware of various incarnations of characters I try to ignore this but with Logan’s best friend Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler) who died heroically has a doppleganger with a helpful red face tattoo to tell him from our priest Nightcrawler has been on the X-Force team (a title I followed). There’s some big shouting battle in issues #60 & 61 with a mismash of artists. I don’t know who is who since I don’t follow that title and don’t care to follow it. Then after all this of deaths of some their characters in my book it is continued out of my title somewhere else. So essentially I paid for a two issue ad for another title.

Also in issue #59 the concept of the US deporting Northstar. If you don’t know the character he’s an X-Man that’s Canadian and gay. He’s the one that got married in Astonishing X-Men #51 but the fact that he married an American doesn’t help since at that time gay marriage wasn’t federally recognized.  That’s changed recently but any way, it doesn’t matter since that plot line just falls to the side and gets lost in the big advertisement for X-Force.

As for the art – I’m not a huge fan of Walta but find him serviceable.  However for issues #60 & #61 it’s a mess of styles that just shocks the eye.  It’s not fair to give a read on any of the artists because it’s such a mess.

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Moving on to the covers – I like #59 and the variants for the other two issues because I enjoy Noto’s art.  As for the non variant covers – #60 is passable but looks like a bad photoshop of various artists’s interpretation of characters pasted together.  #61’s cover looks like art from the County Fair’s middle school exhibit – sure they have potential but it’s too blocky, no life in it just overly studied with tight interpretation and over-consciousness on technique.  I don’t even know whose work that is given the long list of credits.  What possibly happened is too many were involved that no one put their style to it thus no life was ever breathed into the work.

Overall these three issues were worthless to me.  I don’t need another X title and am contemplating dropping this title completely if the current Iceman centric arc isn’t awesome (or at least good and makes sense) then I shall drop it.

After the jump are a few panels I enjoyed just for themselves.

Apparently Matt Murdock (Daredevil) doesn't take INS cases.  So Northstar's attorney is She-Hulk. Oh yeah I'm sure deporting superheroes who have helped save the world and our country specifically is high on the to-do list.  Especially those pesky Canadians - look out Wolvie!

Apparently Matt Murdock (Daredevil) doesn’t take INS cases. So Northstar’s attorney is She-Hulk.
Oh yeah I’m sure deporting superheroes who have helped save the world and our country specifically is high on the to-do list. Especially those pesky Canadians – look out Wolvie!

Oh I chuckled at this because I know just the issues they are referring to.  I still have the image of the Jim Lee panel where a disgruntled Logan is dashing off from security dressed in his cowboy hat, boxers, and cowboy boots carrying his clothes.  Best I can remember he was muttering about his medical implant papers or getting them...  Sorry couldn't find the image on-line to link to and not at home when writing this to scan it.

Oh I chuckled at this because I know just the issues they are referring to. I still have the image of the Jim Lee panel where a disgruntled Logan is dashing off from security dressed in his cowboy hat, boxers, and cowboy boots carrying his clothes. Best I can remember he was muttering about his medical implant papers or getting them… Sorry couldn’t find the image on-line to link to and not at home when writing this to scan it.

Thanks to the time jumping nature of the story we get to Wolvies fighting together!

Thanks to the time jumping nature of the story we get to Wolvies fighting together!

Honestly it couldn't eat this arc fast enough for me lady (whoever you are).

Honestly it couldn’t eat this arc fast enough for me lady (whoever you are).

Then despite it all I don't get to see worlds eaten.

Then despite it all I don’t get to see worlds eaten.

Now I can mark those off my to review list and move on… Until next time!

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